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Thursday, 29 July 2010

menarik~

menyilok daripada blog mak cik rehan . layan~

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

*like 100 kali* haha

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.



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5 comments:

-iNtAnAdiA- said...

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

suke this quote...ehehe...sorta true kan...manusia x penah puas ngan ape yg die ade

Byzura Mj (By) said...

wat its horn? hahaha!

mrs.spicy said...

bai; horn tu tanduk..and erm..music instrument gak. hahaha..tapi saya tak suka. bingit. horny saya suka=p

mrs.spicy said...

intan: betul~ =)

honeylanz said...

100x LIKE